Thursday, January 06, 2005

From Lars - Coconut

Sometimes Lars is bored - Replace any word in a famous quote with the word 'coconut' ....

"The first rule of coconut club is do not talk about coconut club."

"You want the coconut?! You can't handle the coconut!"

"I think we're gonna need a bigger coconut."

"Fo shizzle, ma coconizzle"

"There is no excellent coconut that hath not some strangeness in the
proportion." -Francis Bacon (1561-1626)

"A man should hear a little music, read a little poetry, and see a fine coconut every day of his life, in order that worldly cares may not obliterate the sense of the beautiful which God has implanted in the human soul." -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German writer and scientist (1749-1832)

"All you need in this life is ignorance and coconuts, and then success is sure. "-Mark Twain (1835-1910)

"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue coconut - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red coconut - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my coconut. Prepare to die."

"What is this I see before me- a coconut, with it's handle turned towards me?"

"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the coconut"

"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his coconuts. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his coconuts."

Do you want a list with them all?

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